Actually....Why were there crutches at our house at all?Because that is what the emergency room gave Peter when he checked out of the hospital on Matthew's birthday.
Why did Peter go to the ER on Matthew's birthday?
To get 11 stitches in the bottom of his foot, of course.
How did Peter get a disgustingly, huge gash on the bottom of his foot while he was at a 2 year olds birthday party?
Because he jumped our fence to go in to the neighbor's yard to fetch a gigantic bouncy ball that we were playing "volleyball" with- Duh. And because when a 2 year old's birthday party ends in an ER visit, that 2 year old will forever be totally cool.
That was the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. What did he land on?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! That's the worst! I had a tiny piece of glass removed from my foot in the ER once and it was worse than childbirth!! And we definitely need to know what he landed on! OUCH!
ReplyDeleteHe landed on lawn edging. Ouch!!
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