Buffalo Wings

Steve loves buffalo wings, I mean loves them. They are his favorite food, he begs me to have them for dinner every night, to which I exclaim, "No!" most of the time.
He loves them so much that he actually has two t-shirts that say '12 wings. 3 minutes' and it has a picture of a flame on it- apparently it was some sort of contest at a wings restaurant and he did it twice and has his picture on their wall. I am so proud.

Last night I was out and about while Steve was at home with Matty and I was very close to a local wings shop called Wingin' It, clever right? Anyways, I thought I would be nice and bring a bunch of buffalo wings home to him. Well, actually the real story is, I called him to tell him I was on my way home. He then asked where I was, to which he immediately exclaimed, "You are really close to the wings place!! Will you bring home some wings, please??!!!" I was a sucker and I didn't feel like making dinner, so I caved in. Not surprisingly, he was filled with glee.



Being the deep thinker that I am I started contemplating men's love for buffalo wings. I came up with some ideas as to why Steve and a lot of other men prefer buffalo wings over....well everything:
-Men think they really are wings from a buffalo, not chicken wings.
-Men are reverting back to their innate animalistic instinct to rip meat off bones with their teeth.
-All Men are fans of Buffalo Bill Cody, and think he got his name from the fact that he ate a lot of buffalo wings.
-Men have some sort of super power that can only be powered by eating buffalo wings.
-Men think eating buffalo wings will make them manly men.
-They think everyone is impressed by the fact that they can eat buffalo wings with the spiciest sauce on them and not even break a sweat, when in fact no one even notices and everyone else is doing the same thing.
-All men have bought stock in buffalo wings, every time they eat one their stock goes up 1/4%.
-Men think women love it when they see their man with buffalo wing sauce all over their fingers, lips, chin and tip of their nose when in fact most women hide in the bathroom while their man is eating buffalo wings.

Hmmmmm..... People always say that women are complex, but seriously men are too. What is up with the buffalo wing eating???