A blog that I read (http://www.mycharmingkids.net/) has "Not me" Mondays every, you guessed it, Monday!! So, since I have my own blog now I have decided to join in. It is a therapeutic way to admit to my shortcomings as a mother, wife, and American citizen, but at the same time I try to convince my readers that I really did not do such a thing, nor would I even think about doing such a thing. Let's get started....
-On Friday I definitely did not allow my child to run around in a diaper that was so wet that it had soaken through to his shorts simply because I wanted to finish serving and eating my dinner. No I absolutely would not do such a thing, that would be terribly selfish, not to mention disgusting.
-On Sunday Steve and I did not sit on the couch most of the day watching movies and playing old school video games and allow Matty to sit with us and play some video games as well. No, we would definitely not have allowed our child to be so dormant and we would never be so darn lazy for an entire day, that would be disgraceful!
-I most certainly did not serve Chef Boyardee Ravioli for lunch yesterday, that would be so unhealthy and so nutritionally inadequate, I would never allow my family to eat canned ravioli!!
-I would never, and I mean never eat approximately 30 Hershey's chocolate kisses this weekend! I mean who would do that? Who would have such little self control?? Definitely not me!!
See how it works? Just confess to your shortcomings and you will feel much better, but at the same time, don't confess, pretend like you would never do such a thing. It is so much fun, I highly recommend it!! Have a great week!!
I just ate an entire bag of Tear and Share M&Ms without sharing them...I thus consumed so much chocolate, that reading about all those kisses you ate actually made me a teeny bit nauseated. Blah.
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