Not Me Monday!!

It is Monday again... That means it is time for some confessions. Well, not really confessions, I will say I didn't do the following things, but I really did do the following things. It makes me sleep better at night if I don't completely admit to things. Here we go...

-I definitely did not allow my family and myself to eat at Taco Bell for lunch on Saturday and then eat at Country Buffet for dinner the same day. Not me, I would never eat food so high in lard content twice in the same day. And I would never go to Country Buffet, that would be weird, only people over the age of 70 eat at Country Buffet.

-I did not let my child drink chocolate milk while we were at Country Buffet just to keep him quiet. Not me, I would never use food to quiet my child and I would never allow him to drink chocolate milk for fear that he would never want plain milk again.

-I did not injure my neck this morning by sneezing. No, that would be really strange and embarrassing. I did not sneeze and then cry out in pain because I pulled a muscle in my neck and I haven't been almost in tears all morning because my neck hurts so bad. Not me, I would never do such a weird thing and openly admit it!!

Now I feel much better. Thank you for listening. And seriously I really did hurt my neck while sneezing this morning. It hurts really bad and Advil didn't even help. I will warn you-please be careful when you sneeze it can be very hazardous to your health.